X-rays, body scanners and dick pics

I went on holiday the other week, it was fun, I am fucking relaxed now, thanks for asking. Anyway, as I went through security on the way out, the dreaded beeps started to happened. Now, if you are anything like me, you automatically start looking guilty as fuck when that happens. No idea why, it just happens. Anyway, the gentleman started searching me in a normal manner, couldn’t find anything because everything was currently going through his x-ray machine to the left of us. Then he asked me to step into one of those body scan machine things.

Now, I don’t know why I didn’t have to do that already, I did when I flew back from Amsterdam, but apparently this airport just keeps the machine in case they need it. This gentleman felt that he needed it and I jumped in, assumed the position and then jumped back out. Everything was clear, I was on my way.

I’m back home now, the way back was easy as fuck, I don’t think they have ever stopped anyone at that airport, there certainly wasn’t one of those body scan machine things there! I got to thinking about this earlier though, the body scan machine thing that is. I have problems with my hips, or I did, or I will forever, one of them. I had to have an x-ray of my hips, now, any guy who has had an x-ray of that area knows exactly the path I am on and I’m sure the women do as well. The doctor turned the screen round and show me my hips, but SHE also showed me a photo of my dick. She had a dick pic of me in the weirdest of all the Instagram filters, the x-ray filter. It makes your dick look like a ghosts dick, but it’s still a dick.

Now, those body scanner machine things at the airport, I don’t know how they work, but… are we getting our junk out every time we go on holiday? It’s not really the start to my holiday that I wanted, to flash the person in charge of whether I’m getting on a plane or not.

Can someone let me know how those things work please? Also, I hope you all realise that the next time you go on holiday, you’ll be thinking about this, whether it is true or not! Who would have thought it aye, the rise of the machines leads to dick pics!

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