Bras for men

vintage-1291644_1920It is a well-known fact that trousers can be uncomfortable. Even if you wear the trousers with the stretchy stuff in them, nothing can beat putting on some joggers at the end of the day. And so, I put it to you that men get the same satisfaction taking off their trousers at the end of the day as women do taking off their bras.

Now, I have no idea what’s it like to wear a bra. I have never been curious enough to try one because they are confusing to take off someone else so it must be like a level in the Crystal Maze taking one off of yourself. So, I don’t know what it’s like taking one off at the end of the day, however, I understand that they can leave you pretty sore and the feeling of freedom you have after you are released from its grip at the end of the day is nothing short of fucking awesome.

Well, this is very much the same as men and trousers because trousers are shit and press into areas that you really don’t need them to. The feeling of taking them off and whacking on a pair of your favourite joggers is something too good to write about.

I can only imagine that women who wear trousers all day must be the freest feeling people on the planet after a hard days work. They come home, take their trousers off, put on their joggers, get the bra off and then, with a sigh of freedom and pride, they sit down for the evening and relax in ways that us mere mortals can only ever imagine!

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