An observation I have had recently is just how fucking crazy the internet is. Yea, I know, I am late to the party on this one but that is because I don’t really watch much popular stuff on the internet, I watch woodworking videos and skateboarding because I like them. This observation came from hearing someone talk about the popular stuff on the internet and how fucking insane it is. The stuff that I am talking about is, I think, mostly on Vine. Stuff like side chicks and all women being crazy. This shit is mental!
This sort of stuff paints so many people in the wrong light it is amazing that anyone gets on anymore! Apparently, according to the internet, all men have side chicks and all women are fucking crazy. If the first part is true then the second should be true as well because I think it would only be fair for a woman to lose her shit if she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her. However, this isn’t true, I would guess that maybe 1 in 25 men has a side chick and we call those people cunts. For the rest of us, we are honest or too lazy to do this. Because that seems like a lot of fucking work!
The crazy women part of all this apparently stems from a meme, I have just been informed, but I don’t understand that either. Why is it commonplace for people to think all girls are crazy? Some women are, some of the earliest residents of Broadmoor were women, so it’s certainly true that some women are crazy but what is the fucking point of making up a stereotype so that you can make jokes about it? Stereotype jokes are some of the lamest fucking jokes anyway, they are lazy, often racist and unfunny.
Another thing that has been brought to my attention is that it is apparently cool now for women to be treated like we are in the 17th century again. When the fuck did that happen and why the fuck did that happen? Why can’t we share all the house shit so we can both have a fucking life afterward? What the fuck is going on with the world?
Improv word: Observation.