As discussed in other posts, I am a fucking child. As a result of this, I hate waiting for things. When plans are made, plans need to be executed right away otherwise I get grumpy and have a tantrum. So, waiting while travelling is one of the most annoying things in the fucking world for me. I hate waiting while travelling, I hate flying most of all because of this hatred of waiting.
Most people don’t like flying because they don’t want to die. I don’t really care about that. If you die on a plane, I’m sure it’s over pretty quickly. Waiting, on the other hand, can feel like it goes on forever.
Getting a train is fine, you can get to the station with five minutes to spare and be fine. Yet flying, you have to get there 2 hours early! Why? So you can have your ball fondled by a bloke who barely notices he’s doing it anymore and then be tortured because you can’t smoke. That’s it, airlines just hate smokers and want to punish us, I have figured it out! it’s not about security! Airports and airlines hate smokers!
Waiting is a fucking curse that we all have to deal with. If you ever see me waiting for something I won’t seem bothered, but inside, I am fucking livid! I am basically writing this post over and over again in my head.
Improv Word: Waiting. The worst part about this post is that it is being scheduled to go up later, so I have to wait for you guys to read it!