Hacks are becoming a part of our daily life now, they are fucking everywhere so we all must have one ‘life hack’ that we use by now, I fucking doubt that very much. The problem with all of these videos is that they repeat themselves all the time, hmm I wonder why that could be. Could it be that people are seeing a trend happening and want to jump on the bandwagon? Yes, yes that is the reason.
If you are addicted to hacks then, sorry to disappoint, this blog contains no hacks. Although they may be handy, I don’t think me telling you how to get a stain out of your carpet (use printer ink, dummy) or saying by using superglue when building Lego because it helps with deconstruction is going to provide your life with any fulfilment.
You see, the biggest problem with all these hack videos are that most of them do not contain many hacks. The idea of a hack is that it solves a problem that is annoying, just like hackers do, they don’t have any money, they steal yours, they now have money, problem solved!
Being able to tidy up a draw full of messy cables with toilet roll tubes (shit that’s a hack, ignore that) is not helpful. That draw is where old shit goes to die, no one gives a shit about the cables that have been in that draw for a decade. If you care about that draw and wake up in cold sweats about it then you need you realise that you are going to die long before that drawer ever provides you with any problems.
The hole in the can tab for a straw (ignore that too), I don’t think I have ever seen anyone drinking out of a can with a straw. That is probably because a can is designed to be drunk out of without the need for a fucking straw! No one cares, it probably wasn’t designed for that purpose and shut the fuck up about it.
Get your hacks straight people, people don’t use these hacks, they watch the video (make you some money) and then you are forgotten about because no one gives a ball bags flying fuck about life hacks. If you found this article interesting, funny or really fucking annoying then you know the rules, you have to share it. See you tomorrow for more stuff that will annoy the crap out of you.
If you found this article interesting, funny or really fucking annoying then you know the rules, you have to share it. See you tomorrow for other stuff that will most likely annoy the crap out of you.