What school taught me

What school taught me:
Smoking is cool
Learning is uncool
Girls like kissing behind bike sheds
Revision is for ‘geeks’
Being popular is what life is all about
Books are uncool

What life has taught me:
Smoking isn’t cool and will kill you eventually
Learning is the coolest thing that you can do
Girls don’t like bike sheds they like flowers and compliments and want respect
‘Geeks’ are ‘geeks’ because they revised
Being popular is what life is a bout if you are more insecure than the people you picked on to become popular
Books are the best defence against idiots

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